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"Hi, Register roaststartup.live in the Google Search Index and it will be displayed in search results. Visit now: https://SearchRegister.org/"
SearchRegister: Because Google's index is *clearly* not working for you.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
We'll get you indexed! ...Probably. Maybe. If Google likes you. Otherwise, we'll take your money anyway.
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Domain name screams "we're trying too hard to be SEO-optimized."
Offering a service that Google already provides... for free.
Website copy consists of a single line and a link. Maximum effort!
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