π₯ Submitted by johndoe on Jul 26, 2025
https://steamcommunity.com/
"Probably a monopolist in gaming industry. Thousands of hours, millions of gamers gather there to play"
Steam: Where your wallet cries and your backlog dies... slowly.
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Suspiciously straightforward. Are you sure this is a startup?
π₯ The Roast
Steam: Single-handedly proving that digital distribution can create both a golden age of gaming *and* an unprecedented level of buyer's remorse.
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Valve Time: Expect innovation when Half-Life 3 drops (never).
The Storefront is a chaotic garbage dump of shovelware.
Relies too heavily on its own past successes and has complacency.
πΈ The Evidence
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Steam: Single-handedly proving that digital distribution can create both a golden age of gaming *and* an unprecedented level of buyer's remorse.
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