πŸ”₯ Submitted by johndoe on Jul 26, 2025

https://vk.com/

"Used to be good back in the days, but now... a pile of trash"

VK: Where your data goes to die a slow, agonizing, and publicly accessible death.

πŸ”₯ Roasted with: Brutal Mode

🎯 BS Meterβ„’ ⚠️

Calibrated for maximum sarcasm

75
/ 100
0 - Honest 50 - Buzzword Bingo 100 - Pure BS

High Buzzword Syndrome πŸ“ˆπŸŽͺ

Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.

πŸ”₯ The Roast

VKontakte: The Facebook of Russia, except instead of Zuckerberg selling your soul, it's already been pre-sold to the Kremlin at a discount!

πŸ’‘ Why This Might Not Work

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User exodus due to censorship and government control. Nobody wants their memes curated by Putin.

2

Constant Facebook copycatting without any innovation. They're always five years behind and less functional.

3

Reputation damage. Synonymous with data breaches and sketchy privacy practices.

πŸ“Έ The Evidence

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https://vk.com/

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VKontakte: The Facebook of Russia, except instead of Zuckerberg selling your soul, it's already been pre-sold to the Kremlin at a discount!

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Another 'revolutionary' app that solves nothing
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#social media #russian tech #government surveillance #facebook clone #data privacy

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