π₯ Submitted by johndoe on Jul 26, 2025
https://vk.com/
"Used to be good back in the days, but now... a pile of trash"
VK: Where your data goes to die a slow, agonizing, and publicly accessible death.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
VKontakte: The Facebook of Russia, except instead of Zuckerberg selling your soul, it's already been pre-sold to the Kremlin at a discount!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
User exodus due to censorship and government control. Nobody wants their memes curated by Putin.
Constant Facebook copycatting without any innovation. They're always five years behind and less functional.
Reputation damage. Synonymous with data breaches and sketchy privacy practices.
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VKontakte: The Facebook of Russia, except instead of Zuckerberg selling your soul, it's already been pre-sold to the Kremlin at a discount!
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