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"Dear roaststartup.online owner, Add your website to Google Search Index so that it will be displayed in search results. Please visit the link below to add roaststartup.online now: https://SearchRegister.info/"
SearchRegister.info: We're not Google, but we'll pretend to be for $19.99!
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This startup is peak Silicon Valley BS. Impressive!
π₯ The Roast
For just $19.99, you too can feel like you're actually doing something to improve your search ranking instead of just yelling at the internet!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Google already provides free tools for website indexing and search console.
This "service" offers no actual value beyond what's already available for free.
Preys on small business owners and individuals who are not technically savvy and desperate for SEO.
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